Training Camp: Not Quite What They Were Planning?

We’re a couple of days into training camp, and with the likely roster at least somewhat finalized, I thought that it was time to take a look at the new edition of the Timberwolves.

That said, two days into training camp, we hardly know everything about the team.  So, in the interest of brevity, we’re taking a page out of the book Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous and Obscure , and taking a look at the Wolves roster – with six words per player.

Rashad McCants: Put up or shut up. Now.
 
Sebastian Telfair: Time to produce… or ride pine.

Randy Foye: Can he be successful at PG?

Craig Smith: Dude, grow a couple of inches.

Ryan Gomes
: Important off-season re-signing… yet kinda forgotten.

Rodney Carney: Everyone says: why isn’t he better?

Brian Cardinal: I hated this guy at Purdue.

Corey Brewer: The sound of Brewer’s off-season: clank!

Al Jefferson: Oh, no!  PLEASE, NOT THE KNEES!

Chris Richard
: Well, there’s room in Sioux Falls.

Mike Miller: Biggest acquisition.  So, Mike: No pressure!

Jason Collins: (This statement ruined by golf cart.)

Mark Madsen: HUSTLE RUN HUSTLE EFFORT FAIL BENCH

Kevin Love: Miller – no pressure, compared to Love.

Calvin Booth: Still tall.  Still old.  Still unproductive.

Kevin Ollie: Backup to the backup’s backup PG.

And of course, we also have the overall theme for the season: Better… But They’d Have To Be.

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