And now, a selection from the fourth-quarter play-by-play of Minnesota vs. New Orleans on Wednesday night:
Re: the plays at 2:13 and 1:19, we have a list of ten questions.
3. God, why?
4. What have we done to deserve this?
5. Seriously, why?
6. Was nobody thinking?
7. Just… why?
8. Whose idea was this?
9. WHY…WHAT…HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
10. If Brian Cardinal is taking crunch-time jumpers for your team, isn’t that grounds for the commissioner to investigate the team for tanking?