Trade Up From #9? Unlikely

On Tuesday evening, the Wolves solidified the inevitable and secured the 9th pick in the draft. As lottery non-winners for the 15th-ish time, this likely came as no surprise to a team that had roughly a 95% chance to not move up. The Cavs won pick #1 again. Life goes on. The only real solace […]

Report: David Kahn Out as Wolves GM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VYPsoxpt0BU Thanks to @DoubleDrivel for sending this fitting tribute. Steve Aschburner reported first. I think. Still awaiting formal confirmation. This could still all be some kind of sick joke. Who knows at this point. But all signs report to Kahn being ousted as Wolves GM (or, his contract not being renewed), with Flip Saunders signing […]

2012-2013 Season Wrap-up

31-51. Think about that relative to the stink of a team that meandered onto the court in 2009. More than twice the wins. It still boggles the mind how we all followed a team that won at half of the rate as this season's Wolves. Considering how difficult it was to remain interested in the […]


3/29/13 Wolves/Thunder

  Rubio, after being mauled by Kobe Bryant on a non-call that would have netted JJ Barea a 30-game suspension if the roles were reversed   Too bad so sad. It is becoming increasingly difficult to exhibit anything but the highest degrees of apathy towards this team right now. About the only thing worthwhile remains […]

3/6/13 Wolves/Wizards

Well team, we apologize for the lack of game previews and content. Like you may expect, it is exceedingly difficult to spend time writing original, non-repetitive content about meaningless games when guys continue to sit out long stretches of games. Perhaps this season will become at least slightly interesting when Love and Chase are back […]

Wolves Let Trade Deadline Pass, Make No Moves

Today marks 2nd trade deadline in a row in which Kahn was silent. However, if you observed the kinds of deals that were made, it might become clearer that this wasn't the time where the Wolves were going to make some noise. Disappointing? Sure, of course. The season is over, basically. Whenever Kahn fails to […]


Wolves/Philly and Fun With Trades

The All-Star break has come and gone. We learned Alexey Shved is a quiet leaper who can throw down Shawn Kemp-esque in-game dunks (reverse alley-oops, anyone?) and Ricky continues to be awesome. Tonight the Wolves awkwardly resume their season against Philadelphia in what is a very winnable game. However, at this point, do we want […]

Wolves Waive Amundson, Face Knicks Tonight

Link What was your favorite Lou moment? The 1:9 good play to bad play ratio? I really thought he would have been a nice pickup for the Wolves, but he proved entirely useless. Instead, his spot at the end of  the bench will be replaced by Chris Johnson, who was signed for the remainder of […]

No Dwight: Lakers @ Wolves

  Photo credit Sweet redemption. The last time the Lakers made an appearance at Target Center, Ricky Rubio blew out a knee. Of note during that game: Kevin Love was out. Of note during that game: The Lakers were at full health and the Wolves were one non-knee blow out away from sneaking away with […]

Clippers @ Wolves

Adelman returns. Google "Jack Sparrow entrance" and think of Adelman returning. When a coach returns or is fired, sometimes generates temporary attribute boost like in NBA 2k Association. Wolves could win. Probably won't. Pek maybe returns. Same with Night of the Living Shved. Roy out. Love out. Everyone out. Johnson in. Gerbil Belly in. Trade […]

1/26/13 Wolves @ Bobcats

In typical fashion, the Wolves can end a milestone tonight….for the other team. That being a 16-game home losing streak for the Bobcats. Same deflated lineups against an even more deflated team. Quintuple team Kemba Walker and we should win it, for the rest of the Bobcats roster less Henderson and Kidd-Gilchrist to some degree, […]


Are 82 Games a Few Too Many?

  Yesterday in our forums, a brief conversation started about decreasing the number of games in the schedule. While this is obviously biased coming from a Wolves fan due to the health of the team, you have to imagine the quality of play would improve dramatically. Valued forum member Tod Murphy wrote a lengthy assessment […]

Slam Funk Scratch Card Review

Right now, basketball fans are awash with excitement over the competition taking place on the court. If you’re a basketball fan, then you might want to try your hand at a basketball themed scratch card game known as Slam Funk. Designed by Microgaming, this card game blends basketball and a disco theme to create this […]

1/21/13 Wolves @ Hawks

MVP Chris Johnson and the Wolves take it to Atlanta for a matinee against the Hawks. The last time these two teams faced, the Wolves emerged victorious. However, Lou Williams injury or not, the Wolves are going to have a very difficult time winning today.  As much of an awesome feel-good story Saturday was, let's […]


The Time is Now for Derrick Williams

Ed Note: Please welcome guest columnist Michael Pina. Michael volunteered to write an article for us on Derrick Williams, and how he must seize the day with Love out indefinitely. Do enjoy. Is Derrick Williams the next Michael Beasley? Comparisons are beginning to take form. Are they fair? After an incredible freshman campaign at Kansas […]