Worst. Possession. Ever. Recap:
1. Randolph, a (nearly) seven-footer, receives the ball outside of the three-point line.
2. He attempts to break down his defender by dribbling the hell out of the ball, sort of like Isiah Thomas circa 1989, only without the mad handles.
3. He totally loses the rock like somebody abusing the freestyle control on NBA Live and has to run almost out to halfcourt to retrieve it.
4. Then, instead of passing the ball to a teammate, he runs it to the arc and launches an airball…with 7 seconds left on the shot clock! (Thanks, herman).
The announcer even says: "I don’t even know what he’s doing."