Ball Don’t Lie’s J.E. Skeets get his girlfriend to critique the new Wolves jersey Kevin Love is wearing during a recent rookie photo shoot:
The color palette is horribly bland. That washed-out slate blue and
an off-white looks really strange next to his skin. Couldn’t they have
incorporated something a little more powerful, something with a little
more "pop," in terms of color? And what in the world is going on around
the neck — is it a V-neck with an insert to make it look like a round
neck collar? Why does it look he’s wearing two other shirts underneath?
Horrible neck line.
an off-white looks really strange next to his skin. Couldn’t they have
incorporated something a little more powerful, something with a little
more "pop," in terms of color? And what in the world is going on around
the neck — is it a V-neck with an insert to make it look like a round
neck collar? Why does it look he’s wearing two other shirts underneath?
Horrible neck line.
I also don’t like the text — it’s much too small. Is
"Minnesota" really that big of a word? I do like that they’re using a
less pointy font, but the one they picked for the numbers is strange. I
don’t know if it’s the spacing, but it feels a little cartoon-ish.
From the Blowtorch:
Awwwww, yeah girl. I know what you’re thinkin’. You’re thinkin’, “that
Kevin Love looks HOTT in that new Twolves jersey.” Well I got news for
you, baby. KLove’s gonna make this jersey work.
Kevin Love looks HOTT in that new Twolves jersey.” Well I got news for
you, baby. KLove’s gonna make this jersey work.
I’ll come by later, wearing my jersey, singing “Business Time.” Cause
you know when KLove gets down to business, it’s business time. Play
your cards right and we might be talkin’ 2 am burritos at El Mex. If
you’re lucky, I might let you wear this jersey, girl…
you know when KLove gets down to business, it’s business time. Play
your cards right and we might be talkin’ 2 am burritos at El Mex. If
you’re lucky, I might let you wear this jersey, girl…