The 4th and final region for the TWB Lottery Mascot Challenge features 8 intense matchups amongst some of your favorite Television and Movie characters of years past. Please do click Read More and be sure to vote for all 8 matchups. Votes will be posted within a few days were we will finally determine who will advance to the next round, where the intensity level will increase exponentially. Without further adieu, below are the matchups:
Battle #1: MacGyver vs. MacGruber
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An epic matchup featuring one of TV’s greatest mullets taking on a sub-par bulge. MacGyver has shown us in the past he can escape from nearly any situation. However can he escape a front page poll vote against his formidable foe, MacGruber? Time will tell in this sleeper first round match.
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Battle #2: Stewie Griffin vs. Pinky and the Brain
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Woah Woah Woah, doesn’t the Brain look like Glen Taylor? A matchup of global domnation proportions between evil diabolical cartoon characters. Can the Brain outwit Stewie’s resemblance to Pecherov? Can Pecherov outwit the Brain? We will find out yet this weekend.
Battle #3: Borat vs. Rob Schneider
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Two overdone film icons. While Borat has his innocence going for him, Rob Schneider has a more well-rounded film career such as a semi-dramatic role in 1992’s Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. Will star power take Borat into round 2, or will Schneider’s experience lead him to victory?
Battle #4: Don Draper from Mad Men vs. The Channel 4 News Team from Anchorman
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Business versus Editorial. An epic symbolic battle amongst modern day media pitts TV’s newest icon against Ronald Burgundy and his gang of boobs. This will not end pretty ladies and gentlemen.
Battle #5: The Smoke Monster from Lost vs. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghost Busters
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Two diabolical beings in their own respective film/television show. the marshmallow man crushes cities while the smoke monster destroys camps of innocent people. A tough matchup for both sides.
Battle #6: Mitchell and Cameron from Modern Family vs. Bert and Ernie
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Ah, yes love from people and love from puppets. Just how will love prevail this time? There can be only 1…or 2 I guess.
Battle #7: Chuck from Goonies vs. Corky from Life Goes On
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Corky is the young lad on the bottom. Corky is also the only person in this picture with Downs Syndrome. Corky will also be directly responsible for sending whomever nominated him as a lottery mascot straight to Hell upon the end of his or her days. Just kidding of course. And Chunk is Chunk, and Chunk is awesome. For giggles, this is what Chunk looks like now (stangely, a younger David Kahn?):
Battle #8: Fes from That 70’s Show vs. Nadia from American Pie
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Okay I know we aren’t supposed to influence votes here, but how does Fes even sniff this matchup?