Next year your Minnesota Timberwolves may not win many games, but by golly we will be one big happy, smiley team! No one can ever take that away from us! We will most certainly lead the league in smiles. In fact, I’m sure of it.
To wit:
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Corey Brewer/Jonny Flynn/Wayne Ellington – All very, very smiley players. Amongst the league leaders in Smiles.
Wesley Johnson – Easily one of the most smiley college players in recent college basketball history. Thank GOD the TWolves passed on DeMarcus Cousins at #4. Cousins would absolutely kill our Smiles-Per-48-Minutes ratio.
Al Jefferson – Smiling because he’s about to be traded away from here.
Kevin Love – Smiling because he’ll be starting soon.
Ricky Rubio – Smiling because he’s still a rock star in Spain.
Darko Milicic – Smiling because we gave him $20 million dollars, when no other teams wanted him for free.
Nikola Pekovic – Smiling because we now have fellow countryman Darko to keep him company.
Martell Webster – Smiling because he’ll actually play now. Smiling because some team (desperately) wanted him. Seems like a smiley guy in the Brewer/Flynn/Ellington/Johnson mold.
Ryan Hollins – Smiling because he can jump high. Also smiling because he has a guaranteed contract but should not actually be in the league. As you can see in the picture, needs a little help with his Smiling.
Lazar Hayward – Smiling because someone actually drafted him.
Paulo Prestes – See above.
Nemanja Bjelica – See above.
Greg Stiemsma – Smiling because he’s listed on the official roster.
David Kahn – Smiling because he’s potentially crazy.
Kurt Rambis – Smiling because he has to.
Glen Taylor – Smiling because he thinks he knows what he’s doing.
Crunch – Smiling because the mascot costume has no other choice.
Ramon Sessions – Only guy not smiling.
P.S. Joakim Noah – Needs help Smiling