Put this team in the witness protection program, it isn't safe for them to be playing basketball.
- Love – Dead
- Rubio – Dead
- Budinger – Dead (Out a couple months with knee surgery this week, source)
- Roy – Dead (maybe, really hard to say.)
- JJ Barea – In stable condition but not out of the woods yet
Ladies and gentlemen we've given Shved 5 games to get aclimated to the NBA, he should be ready to go 38 minutes a game for the next 2 months right?
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Sorry Will Conroy we loved your plucky story but it is time to sign an actual NBA guard before we are starting Derrick Williams at the point.
- Pietrus, Mickael – He has to be the top option. He is european for gosh sakes. Get him in white and blueish and greenish as soon as possible Kahn!
- Baron Davis – He's still alive right?
- Gilbert – Same question as with Baron except he might have died (NBA wise) years ago. An interesting person never the less.
- Derek Fish…. – Look awy from this bullet, I never typed it.
- Delonte West – Mostly insane, but 100% alive!!!!! I'd list him at #2 option
Let me know if you have other bandaide ideas.