Skip the Exit to Planet Hyperbole

Transformational was the word a strange guy who keeps making my day used to describe Ricky Rubio on draft night.  Yes, David Kahn, you are always selling me something, but, so far, I’m buying it.  I have no idea how you landed 18 year old Spanish phenom Ricky Rubio for Mike Miller and the Brandon […]

Welcome to Fantasy Island

The original title of this article was going to be Come Aboard, We’re Expecting You. A million puns are at a writer’s disposal when penning a Timberwolves column these days, thanks to rookie Kevin Love. Being a huge fan of 70’s b-list celebrity dramas I opted for The Love Boat reference. As it turns out, […]

The Superstar Complex: Why the Wolves need to be hated in order to be loved.

  No one gives a damn about the Minnesota Timberwolves. Not anymore. You want proof that the Timberwolves no longer exist? During the 2008-2009 NBA Season the Timberwolves will be appearing on TNT, ESPN and ABC a whopping zero times. We are so uninteresting to the nation that out of roughly 150 nationally televised games, […]